Three-Word Horror Movie Reviews (October, 2015 – Part 1)

Vampyres (1974) “Confusing softcore porn.” ★ Antichrist (2009) “Cannot be unseen.” ★ ★ ★ Harbinger Down (2015) “Practical effects aplenty.” ★ ★ ★ Splinter (2008) “A new favorite.” ★ ★ ★ ★ Spring (2014) “Sweet, romantic, bizarre.” ★ ★ ★ Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) “I ♡ Gillman.” ★ ★ ★ ★ Honeymoon (2014) … Continue reading Three-Word Horror Movie Reviews (October, 2015 – Part 1)

Three-Word Horror Movie Reviews (August, 2015)

Tales from the Dark Side (1990) “Steve Fucking Buscemi.” ★ ★ ★ The Quiet Ones (2014) “98 long minutes.” ★ ★ It Follows (2015) “Starts strong, fizzles.” ★ ★ ★ Housebound (2014) “Funny. Twisty. Unforgettable.” ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Venom (2005) “Didn’t even finish.” ★ Jug Face (2013) “Bizarre, but skippable.” ★ ★ Tucker … Continue reading Three-Word Horror Movie Reviews (August, 2015)

I Will Find Her

Jesus, fucking Christ and all the cussing Raging against the machine that feeds my family Blaming my lack of creative freedom My lack of that beautiful, original, cutting piece Of poetry, sculpture, or really anything On my shortage of time and my tired, taxed brain My burnt out from day to day grinding How can … Continue reading I Will Find Her

The Tipping Point

We made a plan to start over Chose men to drive the tractors Titanic monsters designed To obliterate, smash, rend, and ruin Every city and civilization into dust And to till the earth with salt Then poison every river and sea After everything, when they’re done The drivers will destroy the plows Say goodbye, and … Continue reading The Tipping Point

True Communion

Hi. I need a break. I hope we can still be friends. If not, I’ll catch you later on the other side of whatever this is. Until then, I’m sorry if you’re disappointment or frustrated. Please, whatever you do, don’t try to “fix it” or tell me what I should be doing. I’m just done … Continue reading True Communion

Impulse Control

Sometimes, just for a moment, I get really bummed out about where my life is going. Now, you have to understand, 99% of the time I love my life. I never deserved to be showered in such wonderful blessings: A loving, perfect, dedicated and sexy wife A perfectly adorable, super smart, and kind daughter Friends … Continue reading Impulse Control