The Monzanto Martini is taking the inner-galactic cluster by storm. It is the latest invention of MixologAI, a level 6 intelligence that has bridged the gap between simple machine and conscious life form. Now, many are asking themselves if MixologAI has surpassed all biological races with this instant classic of the adult beverage genre.
Deceptively simple in design, MixologAI’s Monzanto Martini [MMM] starts with a clump of exotic matter, muddled with starfruit and strained through Ice-9. Then comes the fun part. In a tall beverage glass specially designed to contain it’s power, three measures of Backwater Rust Rum is ladled gently on top. A twist of lime later, and you have the most transcendent intoxicant available in night clubs to date.
Drinking the [MMM] has been compared to self-lobotomizing your superego with a dull grapefruit spoon. In my experience, I would say it’s more like draining the balls of some extra-planar dragon and swallowing the ripe seeds of a thousand unborn universes. Either way, the experience is bound to leave you clamoring for more.
Now, I would be remiss not to mention the public outcry from scientists and medical professionals that warn the drink “is an affront to the gods” and “may very well tear the entirety of existence apart at a subatomic level.” But we all know they’ve been wrong before.
Whatever your personal perspective on science is, you would be missing out not to give the [MMM] a try. Even a sip is guaranteed to change your life forever.