Level 1-3: Ages 0-12
* Tubby. Knows nothing. Cute. Literal clown.
Level 3-5: Ages 12-20
* Tubby. Still knows nothing. Angsty AF.
Level 5-7: Ages 20-25
* Fat. Family man. Some poetry.
Level 7-10: Ages 25-30
* Fat but “working on it.” Knows some things. Hair.
Level 10-15: Ages 30-40
* Bear. Knows lots. Writes good. Renowned lover.
Level 15-18: Ages 40-50
* Cult leader. Lives in woods. Can be mistaken for actual bear.
Level 18-20: Ages 50+
* Real life wizard. “Pops.”
Epic Levels: Death & Ascension
* Viking funeral. Rests in infamy.
* Survived by friends, family, and lovers.
* Books inspire generations of troublemakers.