#5 Fun Fact: Lego minifigs are accurate human analogs, you too can easily remove your limbs. You may not have known this because we all have incredibly vivid imaginations.
#4 Fun Fact: Americans, if you don’t weep loudly when saying the pledge of allegiance, or grip your pistol menacingly and hold it over your heart during the national anthem, you are not a true patriot.
#3 Fun Fact: You can never see what’s standing behind you. Try it. Turn your head back and forth. Your eyes only point forward. You will never know what that feeling of being watched means.
#2 Fun Fact: Truth is like the ocean, deep, vast, and ever changing. With crawling, blubbery giants trudging in it’s darkest chasms. We stand at it’s shores, and splash in the gentle waves that splash on the beach, but we cannot experience the greater whole. It is ultimately unknowable.
#1 Fun Fact: You are the only person who has ever felt true shame.